1. tell-me-about-that-dream-where:

    brepple:

    batty4u:

    msrooneymara:

    New still of The Amazing Spider-Man

    go peter go

    poledance for your life

     #follow ur dreams son

    Tony would be so proud.

    Steve would be horrified.

    “Make Loki the godfather,” They said,

    “It’ll be fun,” They said

    (Source: justfeelingsofaboy)

     
  2. sailorloki:

    Lines from my favorite Loki fanfiction - Off the Record
    [pairing: Tony Stark/Loki]   [WIP]   [©Hella]

     
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    badcgijosh:

Well that’s because calling his stories complex is quite frankly letting him off too easily - there’s a difference between complex and deliberately inscrutable
See Steven Moffat subscribes to a school of writing previously made famous by JJ Abrams and the rest of the dinguses who wrote Lost in that he understands that being deliberately obtuse about your plot is a cheap and effective way to make people watch your dumb show
I really hate to be that guy singing Russel T Davies’ praises right now because, as Last of the Time Lords, Journey’s End and The End of Time effectively demonstrate, good god is he by no means a perfect writer
But! But but but butt butte he understood that a good story is a good story and that good characters make you care about that good story and what Moffat does instead is beat you about the ears with the same stupid unanswerable questions in an effort to hold you hostage and show up for next week’s episode - and they’re not unanswerable due to complexity, they’re unanswerable because there’s no fucking way you’d know the answer to those questions. What are the Silence? How does River Song know The Doctor? What’s The Doctor’s real name? I don’t feel like watching Sherlock so I can include a Sherlock related question in this list I’m riffing?
There’s a point in all this, I’ll get to it right now
It’s this: if you’ve been paying attention to Steven Moffat’s style of writing you’d have known for ages leading up to this headline that he has no respect for his audience
He’s not a master of “mind-fuck”, he’s a master of “hahaha fuck you”

    badcgijosh:

    Well that’s because calling his stories complex is quite frankly letting him off too easily - there’s a difference between complex and deliberately inscrutable

    See Steven Moffat subscribes to a school of writing previously made famous by JJ Abrams and the rest of the dinguses who wrote Lost in that he understands that being deliberately obtuse about your plot is a cheap and effective way to make people watch your dumb show

    I really hate to be that guy singing Russel T Davies’ praises right now because, as Last of the Time Lords, Journey’s End and The End of Time effectively demonstrate, good god is he by no means a perfect writer

    But! But but but butt butte he understood that a good story is a good story and that good characters make you care about that good story and what Moffat does instead is beat you about the ears with the same stupid unanswerable questions in an effort to hold you hostage and show up for next week’s episode - and they’re not unanswerable due to complexity, they’re unanswerable because there’s no fucking way you’d know the answer to those questions. What are the Silence? How does River Song know The Doctor? What’s The Doctor’s real name? I don’t feel like watching Sherlock so I can include a Sherlock related question in this list I’m riffing?

    There’s a point in all this, I’ll get to it right now

    It’s this: if you’ve been paying attention to Steven Moffat’s style of writing you’d have known for ages leading up to this headline that he has no respect for his audience

    He’s not a master of “mind-fuck”, he’s a master of “hahaha fuck you”

    (Source: rosterlu)

     
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  5. 16:23

    Notes: 74688

    Reblogged from superwhoavengerlocking

    To my followers that never touch my ask box:

     
  6. thorhead:

    FUCFK YOU JDSFKNRTEAJ:WO$UN^{POEJGLK

    (Source: yourerightinthemiddleoftheroad)

     
  7. (Source: backcracker)

     
  8. Once upon a time, there came a day, a day unlike any other… when Earth’s mightiest heroes found themselves united against a common threat… to fight the foes no single superhero could withstand… on that day, The Avengers were born.

    (Source: bartonesque)

     
  9. 17:46 30th May 2012

    Notes: 6228

    Reblogged from higherbrainpattern

    higherbrainpattern:

brooklynnebegins:

cocoavengers:

doktorengine:

chantillyxlacey:

waffleguppies:

lunashadow:

constantcalibrations:

“-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”
OH GOD.
oh, phonebook.

“It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.
omg…

Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.
Ummm.

“Vogan poetry is of course the third worst in the universe.”

“next she bound up her eyes and walked out like a blind person”
THANKS STRANGE HAPPENINGS THATS TOTALLY WHAT I WANTED

” ‘What do I care about his reputation?’ “
o

“He was much better acquainted with the fate of a tribe of first cousins who had wandered away north in a diversionary movement and pushed inadvertently into Canada.”
ok

“Right now, your mental activity is giving off telltale electrical, metabolic and magnetic signals that neuroscientists could trap to observe your brain at work.”
Dear god. I’m going to be gangbanged by a bunch of neuroscientists.


Instead of rambling, this party had preserved a dignified homogeneity, and assumed to itself the function of representing the staid nobility of the country-side— East Egg condescending to West Egg, and carefully on guard against its spectroscopic gayety.
;laksjdf;lkj

    higherbrainpattern:

    brooklynnebegins:

    cocoavengers:

    doktorengine:

    chantillyxlacey:

    waffleguppies:

    lunashadow:

    constantcalibrations:

    “-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”

    OH GOD.

    oh, phonebook.

    “It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.

    omg…

    Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.

    Ummm.

    “Vogan poetry is of course the third worst in the universe.”

    “next she bound up her eyes and walked out like a blind person”

    THANKS STRANGE HAPPENINGS THATS TOTALLY WHAT I WANTED

    ” ‘What do I care about his reputation?’ “

    o

    “He was much better acquainted with the fate of a tribe of first cousins who had wandered away north in a diversionary movement and pushed inadvertently into Canada.”

    ok

    “Right now, your mental activity is giving off telltale electrical, metabolic and magnetic signals that neuroscientists could trap to observe your brain at work.”

    Dear god. I’m going to be gangbanged by a bunch of neuroscientists.

    Instead of rambling, this party had preserved a dignified homogeneity, and assumed to itself the function of representing the staid nobility of the country-side— East Egg condescending to West Egg, and carefully on guard against its spectroscopic gayety.

    ;laksjdf;lkj

     
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    [Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

    melwantsalokihug:

    Tom Hiddleston’s glorious moans.

     
  11. mhiddlestons:

40/100: Tom Hiddleston

their penises are so close to each other right now

    mhiddlestons:

    40/100: Tom Hiddleston

    their penises are so close to each other right now

     
  12. so like an idiot i left my window open and it has no screen. so now i’m sleeping with lysol because i can’t find any bug repellant. i may be high off the fumigation in spite of the fan in my window attempting to disperse the smell, but i have dropped so many bugs in the past ten minutes you have no idea.